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Wolf Joke: Story : Scene: It's a fine, sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?" Rabbit:"My thesis." Fox:"Hmm. What is it about?" Rabbit:"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause)

Fox:"That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!" Rabbit:"Come with me, and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf:" What's that you are writing?" Rabbit:" I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws) Wolf:" You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?" Rabbit:" No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing? Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eats bears." Bear: "Well that's absurd! Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

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Wyatt - Plush Wolf

If you would like to find information on real wolves, we suggest the following links:

• International Wolf Center Home
• NOVA Online | Wild Wolves
• Wolves of the World

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